Game of Thrones Quiz: Which Game of Thrones Mama Are You?

Take our quiz to find out which Game of Thrones character you truly identify with, and brush up on GoT knowledge as we prepare for Season 8!

Are you as psyched as we are for Game of Thrones to return for its final season? While we of course majorly heart beloved characters like Jon Snow and Tyrion (even The Hound and Jaime Lannister have had major redemption arcs), one of the best parts of GoT is its many badass female characters. From pint-sized assassin Arya Stark, to the honorable knight Brienne of Tarth, to acid-tongued power players like Cersei Lannister and Olenna Tyrell (the Queen of Thorns), women on Game of Thrones are multi-faceted (literally, in Arya’s case), imperfect, and dynamic.

As we were re-watching the series recently for the umpteenth time, we got to thinking about the key role motherhood plays on the show: Danaerys Targaryen calls herself “The Mother of Dragons”; Cersei insists she commits all of her heinous crimes to protect her children; in fact one of the show’s core mysteries is the true identity of Jon Snow’s mother. Since motherhood is kinda something we’re all about here at Sassy Mama, and because who doesn’t love a good Game of Thrones quiz, we’ve come up with our own!

Game of Thrones Quiz: Which Game of Thrones Mama Are You?

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Lots of kids, or only one child?

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I want a whole litter of kids, that way they’ll be able to look out for each other.

I mean, the more kids you have, the lower the odds that one will be a sociopath, right? Ha ha…ha?

An heir, a spare, and maybe one more just in case a demon throws an ice javelin at them.

I haven’t put baby #1 down long enough to even think about having more kids.

My son will be the prince who was promised. Or maybe his son. I’m a little fuzzy on the details, but either way, only child.

I’m not fussed about numbers, but I’d definitely prefer girls. Men are idiots.

What’s your parenting style (helicopter, Tiger Mum, attachment, etc.)?

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I put my son to work the moment he was born, so Tiger Mum, I guess?

I think children should be free to play outside and climb whatever they want, whenever they want. Trees, castle towers, you name it.

Call me crazy but I just can’t say no to my kids, they are SO darn cute!

Is ‘puppeteer parenting’ a thing?

Definitely attachment parenting.

I certainly want my children to feel like they can fly. Is that what helicopter parenting means?

Describe your mama fashion sense:

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Never underestimate the power of a good hair accessory.

This motherhood thing has hit me hard. I’m basically wearing rags.

One word: monochrome.

I like to stay on top of each season’s new trends. Boots and killer coats are my jam right now.

The more black, the better. I also like a good bell sleeve.

A mother should be comfortable and shouldn’t call too much attention to herself, while still commanding respect. Think wools, tweeds and sensible scarves.

Long hair, or short hair?

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Long hair; I don’t have time to brush it, let alone cut it.

Long hair; I like to make a statement with the color, too.

Long hair; men seem to find it mysterious and distracting.

Long hair; each and every stray gray is a tribute to my children.

Short hair; it lets people know I mean business.

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What’s your family’s approach to nudity?

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We are definitely a naked house. I have no problem disrobing anytime, anywhere.

I generally keep covered up, but my kids have seen me nude in a sauna once or twice.

Show as little skin as possible – I’m not sure my kids even know my hair color.

There’s no SHAME! SHAME! in nudity.

Are you kidding? It’s way too cold to even think about being naked

My son’s been wearing the same clothes for three years.

How do you feel about sibling rivalries?

Sibling rivalry is great; it shows me who really wants it more.

My siblings are far from perfect and we’ve had our ups and downs, but I respect their weird rules when I’m in their homes.

My sister and I are so close, she’s practically like my mom.

Big brothers will totally underestimate you – their loss!

A little fratricide never hurt anyone, right?

I really could not love my brother any more. Like, really. It’s kind of gross.

Describe your ideal partner?

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Smart, kind, gentle. Definitely nothing like my father.

He stays out of my way and lets me call the shots.

Blond…witty…athletic. But mostly, blond.

Strong, honorable, and preferably doesn’t ride south. That sounds dirty but I mean it in a purely geographical sense.

He’s good with a sword, if you know what I mean 😉

I have a thing for men in positions of power.

What’s your ideal date night movie?

The House of Yes

How to Train Your Dragon

Sophie’s Choice

Hocus Pocus

Dangerous Liaisons

Deliverance

What snack are you most likely to have in your purse?

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A slice of rabbit, or a squirrel perhaps?

A bottle of wine.

My kids like meat that’s been cooked well done.

A loaf of bread, and salt.

A vial of blood, or some nice juicy leeches.

Lemon cakes.

Which Game of Thrones Mama Are You?

You're Cersei Lannister

You know what you want and will typically stop at nothing to get it; in some ways, this is an admirable quality to demonstrate for your children, though you have a tendency to take things a bit too far. You run parent committee meetings with an iron fist, and all the moms envy the fact you’re still a natural blonde even as you barrel into middle age…

You're Danaerys Targaryen (The Mother of Dragons)

You would do absolutely anything for your children, but you also have an uncanny knack for putting them in risky situations…there was that time they got kidnapped, and people just won’t stop hurling spears at them. When it comes to men, you definitely have a thing for rugged hero-types.

You're Olenna Tyrell (The Queen of Thorns)

You’ve been around the block a time or two and nothing fazes you at this point, least of all motherhood. No one’s better at getting what she wants – and enjoying the finer things in life – than you, but eventually all those games and schemes just might catch up with you.

You're Melisandre

Sure, some might refer to the child you birthed as a “demon”, but you’re proud of what he’s achieved. You love relaxing with a hot bath and a nice glass of wine, and recognize the power of statement accessories. And daaamn, mama, you look good for your age!

You're Catelyn Stark

You're so focused on your kids that you tend to get a little carried away and can’t see the forest for the trees. Like when you kidnapped the guy you erroneously thought had attacked your child (oops!); or when you freed your family’s mortal enemy on the off chance he might help your daughters. Maybe it's time to step back and focus on yourself for a bit. Try staying out of the Frey - oops! we mean fray - for your own good, mama.

You're Gilly

You’re so protective of your child that you haven’t let him out of your sight for the first four years of his life – in fact, you’ve barely put him down. You’re also a big believer in reading to him – books are basically his only toy to this point. Don't forget to practice some self-care, mama!

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Remember to mark your calendars, mamas: the eighth and FINAL season of Game of Thrones will debut in Asia at the same time as the U.S. on Monday, 15 April at 9am, with a same-day encore at 10pm, exclusively on HBO GO and HBO. The series will also be available on HBO On Demand. New episodes will premiere every Monday at the same time.